No, it’s true! Wil was beleaguered by ConSARS at PAX. He gave my husband a terrorist fist jab because of their shared great taste in Minibosses t-shirts. My husband developed a sinus infection, which, due to airplane pressure, caused a ruptured eardrum. This week I followed suit, with objects coming out of my nose that could easily make the Creature stage in Spore. This week, Araan’s throat began to ache.
The pathogenesis is clear. Wil is Patient Zero. We are in a hot zone. Beware.